The Roast Report
The Ember blog — guides, tips, and deep dives into AI roast generation. Learn how to get the funniest roasts from your photos.
60 Retirement Roast Ideas for a Legendary Send-Off
The best retirement roast ideas for coworkers, bosses, and friends — from gentle teasing to full savage mode. Plus tips on delivering a retirement roast that lands.
How to Write a Best Man Roast Speech (+ 50 Examples)
A complete guide to writing a best man roast speech that's funny, heartfelt, and doesn't get you uninvited from the reception. 50 examples from gentle to savage.
75 Birthday Roast Ideas That'll Make Them Laugh-Cry
The best birthday roast ideas for friends, family, and coworkers — from gentle teasing to full savage mode. Plus tips on how to deliver without crossing the line.
Roast My Selfie with AI: The Complete Guide to Getting Absolutely Destroyed
Want to get your selfie roasted by AI? This complete guide covers how to get the funniest, most savage AI roasts from your selfies — tips, tricks, and what to expect.
How AI Roast Generators Actually Work (And Why Ember Has Zero Mercy)
Ever wondered how AI roast generators turn your photos into savage comebacks? We break down the tech behind Ember's roast engine — from GPT-4o vision to tone calibration.
5 Best Photo Roast Apps in 2026 (Ranked by Savagery)
Looking for the best AI roast generator app? We tested and ranked the top 5 photo roast apps of 2026 — from mild teasing to absolute destruction.